its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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