Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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