I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I have already put on my inside pants.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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