I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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