My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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