Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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