I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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