she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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