one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Too much gin, very little bucket
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
My butt remains clenched, sir.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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