I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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