Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Randomize
