I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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