I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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