SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
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I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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