It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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