Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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