He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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