Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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