so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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