But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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