How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Floor bacon is actually really good
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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