2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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