On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
You are the jesus of drinking
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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