It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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