I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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