he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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