Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
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