Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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