Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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