who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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