I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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