big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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