We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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