: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
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