he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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