In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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