are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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