help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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