I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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