no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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