i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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