I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
It's never too late to be topless.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Randomize
