she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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