They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
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