I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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