I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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