Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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