Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Randomize
