When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
where does the pee come out of this thing
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
me + whiskey = a bad person
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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