time to smoke my breakfast
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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