Are we in a gay sports bar?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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