i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
how drunk are you?
Several
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