So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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