Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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